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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

- Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

(Source: amanda-oaks)

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

(Source: kazi-is-amazing)

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

(Source: vangoghsgoodear)